October 16 2008: Death of an old friend by obsolescence
Thursday, October 16th, 2008Where’s this going? Today marked a sad day in the annals of this cellular carrying cowboy. A cell carrier, we’ll call them CellularOne, forced me to give up my Annie phone today. Big, black, and digital, it has apparently overstayed its welcome on CellOne’s network. They tried to force it out of my hands last year and it didn’t work. This year they told me they’re doing away with the entire digital network in a massive attempt to get me to give up my tried and true Annie phone. While most folks have gone the way of the new breed of sleek, slim new flip phones I clung doggedly loyal to my Annie phone swearing CellOne could have it when they pry it from my cold digitally dead fingers. You clinical folks will find that last sentence even funnier when you think about it. Well today was the last day. She’s now disconnected and officially retired. I liked the phone so much I had another brand-new one in reserve in the event something happened to the Annie phone and she couldn’t be saved – her soul would live on in her replacement. It was not to be. sigh.
While I vowed to hate my new flip phone it’s stereo-sound symphonic ring, color displays, built-in camera and useful tools such as a clock that tells me the time around the world, built-in calendar for monitoring so that I don’t go over the stingy amount of minutes that are part of my new plan at an exorbitant rate they extort by luring you into things like internet on your cellphone if you have the patience to sit and stare at the little screen. I loaded up my farm website just for fun, darned if the thing didn’t actually work. I took pictures of everything as I walked around the grocery store today. So as you can see, it has its practical applications. Actually I can take pictures from the pasture and send them to you.
With a sorrowful heart I bid my Annie phone a well-earned retirement…I have to go now, I found you can download expensive ringtones so that you don’t have to be like everybody else downloading expensive ringtones…



