Stuff I hate
If more of you would take note of these items, I would not have to publish this list:


 

• That film on top of pudding, especially chocolate pudding.
• The pulp in orange juice and sometimes in lemonade.
• One shoe tied tighter than the other
• People.
• Tapioca. I can't stand the rice, it kind of reminds me of maggots. I'm not sure why.
• Spinach as a people food.
• Zebra mussels. I'm not sure why, I think I'm just sick of all the publicity they get.
• Call waiting.
• Telephone solicitors.
• Statistics.
• Number 3 pencils - who writes that hard?
• People who live in a region that receives a lot of snow and complain about it incessantly, or are surprised by it each year.
• Calories -- Not the calories themselves which I equate with taste, but people who remind you of their existence on an ongoing basis. They're the same people that bring the cardboard-flavored rice cakes to your parties and then eat all your dip.
• CD music plastic wrap.
• People who don't use their turn signals. Have we gotten that lazy?
• How much better my kids are than I could ever hope to be at xbox games.
• That I need my kids to show me how to download music to my various electronic crap. I used to be the cool one and knew how stuff worked.
• That I now think my kids play their music too loud. Same sentiment as previous statement.
• That I now listen to public radio.
• People who have exact change and must find it. Just hand her the extra buck and get change back, you can give it away at Christmas time to the Salvation Army - that's what I do.