Employment Opportunities
 

• Seeking full-time, gainfully employed individual. Benefit package a plus.
  Somebody willing to work long hours and has a salary commensurate with 
  my horse operation's expenses. Fondness for equine not necessary - after
  you've footed their bills for a long time only to have them ignore their
  repeatedly called name across the pasture diminishes my fondness as well. 
  Looks not important as you'll be working long hours anyway. Send your 
  paycheck and all available savings to Raindance Farms, c/o Rain.
  
  NOW PLEASE STOP AND RE-READ THE ABOVE. IT IS HUMOR. Why would we have you 
  send your paycheck to a horse? Also, the first statement suggests we are 
  seeking somebody already full-time, gainfully employed. Each sentence 
  is satirical humor building upon the previous sentence leading to the ending 
  in which I ask you to send "your paycheck and all available savings to..." 
  our farm, attention one of our now departed horses, Rain.