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Little t = teaspoon, big T = tablespoon -- BIG difference when baking
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Salsa and babies - don't mix the two
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You only need a little horseradish.
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Semi-sweet cooking chocolate is not a good substitute on S'More's
for real chocolate.
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Just smile and nod - at some point they'll get hungry and leave
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You don't always have to stay within the lines
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Water resistant does not mean waterproof, no matter
how much you paid for it
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Hawaiian fruit punch stains.
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Ketchup stains.
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Ummm, coffee stains, mustard stains, perhaps this is too long a subject
matter to try to dwell upon...
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If you drop your fountain pen while wearing light gray dress slacks,
don't try to catch it. You may be successful at stopping the pen body
itself, but you will not be successful at stopping the momentum of
the ink contained within the pen body.
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Don't give the dog chocolate pudding, even if there's only a little
left in the bowl.
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There is no greater feeling then getting our calling card to work at
an airport. Well, at least not dressed.
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Some friends aren't.
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The world revolves around titles. I am not my title.
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The older I get, the more stuff means less to me.
Life ain't about
how fast you run,
or how high you
climb, but how
well you bounce
